Against the Cult of the Commodity

Task Force Beholder - Earth 2 Grey (Play Report 5)

Classification: Roswell Type Shit

Operation: 11/15 M. Night Shyamalan's Signs

Handler: OldHawkeyes

Operatives: Mary Land Manhattan and Melissa McMilitia, Odyssia, Jumpin Jack Flash, Prvt. Bill Smith.

Commands:

FREELANCE OPERA:
Investigate the anomalous readings on Vinalhaven, Maine [Earth 2].
Determine their origin. 
Secure whatever is the source of the anomaly if it's unnatural.

Action Protocol:

  1. Squad deploys to Vinalhaven, Maine via RHIB provided through ⃤ PROGRAM.
  2. Initial Survey Results: Maritimie traffic (fish), strong Burmese community (restaurants, community center, traditional medicine), UFO museum, teenagers getting high at crone statue and seeing UFOs.
  3. Jack Flash investigates local shiatzu practitioner. Concerns about profiling are disregarded. (Did the operative ramble about "Tcho-Tcho" when he returned? Schedule psych. eval. in any case). Results: Dead End.
  4. Odyssia investigates online reports by ufologists. Bill Smith visits the local library and learns of a new-yorkish lady grabbing all books related to extra-terrestials and hovering discs.
  5. Squad reunites to investigate local hotel and learns a group of 8 men in suits stay there but no lady fitting the description.
  6. Handler sends intel on the transmissions and the lady as well as the suits are located in a local high priced café. MLM establishes contact with the target named Brenda Rees. Jack Flash initiates contact with the suits. Suits open fire.
  7. 3 of 8 enemy operatives are eliminated. Brenda Rees identifies them as NRO Wetwork. A war between factions within MJ12 is the source of the violence.
  8. Brenda Rees attempts to establish contact with alien greys (note that these are distinct from the grey skinned warriors of Blackmarsh) in search of an alliance. BR is to be extracted to Blackmarsh.
  9. Café is demolished. Civilians removed from the scene, phones destroyed. MLM confiscates fraudulent credit cards and
  10. Return to mainland is interrupted by surveillance drone and sea plane. The blood in the water attracts a Prime Shark.
  11. Squad returns with BR and the body of Prime Shark to the U.S.S. St. Geraldine Ford.

PrimeShark

no bond is eternal / molten silver swirls
death screamed again / devour devour devour```