Task Force Beholder - Operation Blackmarsh Thunder (Report)
another session of vanilla fantasy run by oldhawkeyes
Classification: #@!..ä
Operation: 10/25 Blackmarsch Thunder
Agents: Mary Land Manhattan, Odyssia, Brick Schiddt, Mont Kaskad and Ogre Half Thumb, Truffle Pig, John "Whack" Smackem.
Commands:
something, something, law and order
MARY LAND IS HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP!
and to collect corpses for a project
Action Protocol:
- Squad is deployed towards Trollhättan. Troubles between NATO soldiers and local forces are ended by Odyssia's shotgun diplomacy. Mont Kaskad inspects the castle and appoints himself leader. Mary Land robs peasants of their chicken and pig's heads. The castle is successfully emptied.
- Travel to Solna to establish contact with the local youth said to be cavorting with the devil (good). Inital investigations yield no route into the forest. Mary Land conjures cats (exotic) to impress the youth and then sells cats to local fisherman for 53gp., daughter (Melissa) and shovel (worthless but beloved). Melissa is initiated into the forces and handed a weapon. Local delinquent is eliminated.
- Squad proceeds into the forest. Thunder god servants are encountered. Brick Schiddt makes contact. The thorists plan on waging war on the small folk (possibly gnomes). Squad accepts invitations and camps at the thunder temple.
- Truffle Pig's dwarf nose smells gold.
- Truffle Pig sets breach charges, Mont Kaskad and Half Thumb open second access point, remaining squad hides in the bushes. Violent exchange ensues. Result: 37 enemy combatants eliminated, Truffle Pig gravely wounded as well as Whack, MLM, Odyssia, Brick suffering from short term madness.
- Rubble is salvaged for 5000 gold pieces, Viz Gem Aple (10 points). Mary Land leaves a message to the small folk: "Left you a present. XOXO NATO"
- Squad returns to Solna to rest up. Melissa commits sanctioned patricide.
- Upon return, Truffle Pig is awarded the purple heart and marksmanship honors.
USA is the wolf to be fattened, destined to devour the world
beast of fur, grease, and fire, fated to be offered up last
to the child of life, death is the sweetest drink
Mary Land consumes it all, no dog shall live